Here is Elle’s Report:
"G’day footy fans, what a ripper of a game we’ve witnessed today at the ole’ stomping ground, The Fearon! If you missed it, you missed out big time! But not to worry, I’m here to give you the rundown on all the action which was a 6.6.42 win against Ajax 2.3.15.

First up, let’s talk about Oliver, the mighty recipient of the ‘Safer Girls, Safer Women’ medal, alongside Ajax player Adam Sieff. This bloke was like a brick wall out there, fearless in defence and pulling off moves that even had Dusty Martin nodding in approval. That ’Don’t Argue’ move? Mate, it was poetry in motion!

Now, Cayden, he was like the Energizer Bunny out there, bouncing around the ground with a smile that could light up the night. And get this, he was making mates with his opponents left, right, and centre! Now, that’s what I call good sportsmanship!

Josh W, he was in an absolute goal frenzy! I swear, every time he got near the big sticks, it was like watching a fireworks display. Boom, boom, boom, goal after goal!

Dean wasn’t messing about either, folks. He was banging in goals left, right, and centre, and his defending was tighter than a croc’s grip. Plus, did you see that Sam Draper move? Jumping on the ball like a man possessed, what a legend!

Daryl, now there’s a man with hands like a pair of vice grips! His mark was like something out of a highlight reel, and that kick of his? Mate, it was like watching a missile launch!

Phillip, he was as versatile as they come, showing confidence no matter where he was on the field. Talk about a Swiss Army knife of a player!

And our captain for the day, Josh D, he was giving it his all from start to finish. First, second, and third efforts, he was like a dog with a bone, refusing to give up until the final siren.

Frank had hands stickier than a jar of jam, pulling in marks like it was nobody’s business. And Chris, he was a powerhouse in the ruck, dominating every contest like a true champion.

Leah, the bravest lass on the field, she was throwing herself into every contest with the heart of a lion. What a legend!

MC was as tenacious as they come, weaving his way through traffic like a pro and shaking those hips like he’s taking
cues from Mariah Carey herself." And Laurie, he was standing his ground in full forward, making life hell for the opposition.

Hayden was as reliable as they come, delivering massive kicks when it mattered most. And Jeremy, well, he was like a magician out there, pulling off grabs that had us all scratching our heads in disbelief.

Last but not least, Burger, our on-field leader and ninja turtle extraordinaire. He was guiding the team with wisdom and experience, like a true veteran of the game.

“Big thanks to Jack, our top runner! He was lightning on the field, getting messages out to the team when it counted. Legend, mate!”

What a game, folks! It had everything you could ask for and more. Until next time, keep your eyes on the ball and your pies warm. This is footy at its finest!"